Ok - so we have tackled just about everything as a community - sex, drugs, porn, booze, property developers, squirrels, even karaoke but I wasn't expecting to raise the issue of unwanted paparazzi staked out in my street. It turns out that we have a neighbour who is the subject of much comment in the tabloids. She has been living here quietly for some time and is welcome in the community.
The press pack have now rumbled that she lives in 'London's trendy Kings Cross'. So every morning there is a car or two in the street with a snapper reclined on the front seat with a lens that could spot life on Mars. As I write this there are five snappers in two illegally parked cars (on double yellows). At about 0200 AM they rouse themselves in a frenzy of flashes as our neighbour returns home - the flashes are so bright they wake people up. I spoke with the paparazzi - they said to me:
'Yeah, you will be seeing a lot of us now. You should ask the people who live on Amy Winehouse's street they love us crime has gone down massively there since we have been around'
I don't make judgements about others, but the conversation felt horribly sleazy.
However, neighbour Stuart says:
'The photographers clearly need to be considerate - they are not normally noisy but so far my gripes are:
(a) the extremely bright camera flashes used in the middle of the night - it makes you think the Luftwaffe are imminent and certainly wakes you up and
(b) I'm not certain but they seem to be leaving rubbish on the street from their lunches etc. while they hover and wait.'
'I have some sympathy with what one of the cameramen said because having
had my car smashed a number of times by kids with nothing better to do,
I feel that a supervisory presence will cut down on property crime.'
I am not sure what we can do about this - the traffic wardens have already been asked to be more vigilant. If a group of young people say were routinely disturbing the peace at 0200AM the police would use an ASBO or declare some sort of zone in which classes of behaviour were banned. Perhaps we could do that for the street. Any suggestions welcome.
And by the way, I am not going to get into a guessing game about who our neighbour is - i try to respect people's privacy and won't approve comments trying to name names. If you want to gossip go to the Bella/Hello/Popbitch etc sites.
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